Last of the Time Lords
Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.
The Unicorn and the Wasp
It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.
- No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.
- I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!
- I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!
The Parting of the Ways
It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
